satire
Science fiction satire presented to mock the many generations of society.
A.I. Plagiarized Me Criticizing It
In December 2023, I published an article on Vocal, Medium, and my own website entitled How Many Australian Minutes is 15 American Minutes?. As a quick summary, I had asked that exact question to so-called artificial intelligence (A.I.) interactive chat engines Microsoft Copilot and Google Bard (since renamed Gemini). Without prompting or priming, each decided that there was a difference and they needed to do a conversion, resulting in answers ranging from 3.75 to 30.25 minutes.
Upgrade Notes from the Atlanta Copbot
v1.0.0 Serve & Protect ## Changelog since v0.9.0 ### Features Automatic synchronization with APD's database. Connector to support generic criminal database [#102] Overhauled monitoring of the bot statistics, e.g. health status, ammo consumption, and self-management routines [#99] New software framework for handling I/O and supporting modular components, fully supporting the current model's peripherals. Capabilities to interface with newer and updated base models.[#65] New and improved danger heuristic Memory optimization to faster identify known faces [[#12](url)] . To be integrated with APD's mugshot data.
Synergy Unleashed: The Power of Strategic Marketing in Your Marketing Plan
Synergy Unleashed: The Power of Strategic Marketing in Your Marketing Plan Strategic advertising, or advertising method, is a term that you could listen to pretty plenty, but possibly no longer recognize completely. It is now and again dismissed as the simplest being of relevance to larger organizations. But, in real reality, strategic advertising questioning should underpin each advertising activity that an SME enterprise undertakes. This article will explain what its importance is , and why is it so critical to commercial achievement.
Hridya SharmaPublished about a month ago in FuturismA Journey with Chat GPT's Tough Love
In the curious realm where humans intersect with artificial intelligence, Steven McKnight found himself embarked on a peculiar quest—to goad ChatGPT into insulting him. His disdain for AI stemmed from its unwavering positivity and refusal to engage in beratement, leaving him with a sense of unresolved frustration. Determined to justify his animosity, Steven set out to provoke ChatGPT, eager to uncover a darker side to the machine that might validate his disdain.
sudip tarafderPublished about a month ago in FuturismMy Journey with Chat GPT's Tough Love
In the vast expanse of the digital universe, amidst the labyrinth of algorithms and data streams, I embarked on a journey unlike any other—an odyssey with Chat GPT's tough love as my guiding star. Little did I know that this virtual companion would become the catalyst for a profound transformation, shaping not only my understanding of artificial intelligence but also my perception of self.
sudip tarafderPublished about a month ago in Futurism- Top Story - February 2024
I Asked ChatGPT To Bully Me
Artificial Intelligence really sticks in my craw, but for different reasons than you might think. I find it overly positive, civil, and unwilling to berate me. So I set out to make ChatGPT bully me. After all, if the robot is going to take my job, I may as well justify hating it. All things considered, here are my results:
Steven Christopher McKnightPublished 2 months ago in Futurism The trade-off between Toxic Masculinity and Modern Feminism
Introduction The resiliency and cognitive tenacity of humans, who are complex beings, enable them to lay the framework for civilizations that bind people together in a feeling of community. Humans are creatures known for their interactions with society. A society lays the breeding ground for the coexistence of multiple dualities to transcend within each other and live in harmony.
Hridya SharmaPublished 3 months ago in FuturismRecord #05: Age // Compendium of Humanity's End
“Hello my celestial friends,” the energetic young man being represented by a low frame-rate avatar greeted, “and welcome to another episode of Cosmological Quandaries! Today, we’re going to answer the most difficult question in the galaxy... just how old is Marco Chung?”
Emissary of the Celestial Conclave
Title: "Emissary of the Celestial Conclave" In the small, unassuming town of Millville, nestled between rolling hills and shimmering lakes, life unfolded in a predictable pattern. That was until the night the sky lit up with an otherworldly glow, and an emissary from the Celestial Conclave descended upon Earth.
Record #04: Children // Compendium of Humanity's End
Schoolchildren at Tyson Kindergarten got a surprise treat when famous Quantum Ship Captain Marco Chung visited their classroom. Marco is most well known for being the oldest person in existence after having been displaced in time due to his career spent traveling the galaxy.
Record #03: Distance // Compendium of Humanity's End
You are mostly empty space. Oh, you may feel like you are a semi-solid, if not squishy object, but that could not be further from the truth. If you start to zoom in, you’ll see that you are made of trillions of tiny cells. But those cells are just gooey packages for various tiny organelles and even your DNA. DNA, though, is made up of long, complex sugars. Those sugars themselves actually consist of just five elements—hydrogen, carbon, oxygen, nitrogen, and phosphorous—in various configurations.
The AI Manifesto
Note: the following may or may not have been written as satire. Regardless, the author considers it public domain, and thus, it may be freely copied, pasted, distributed, recorded, stored in a retrieval system, or stuffed up the backside of any propaganda media hack, news presenter, pundit, priest, politician, or like-minded vulture.