Mad Uncle

I'm a psychologist, dammit, not a magician! Faith is the test of our time. I tried atheism, but it didn't take. Neither did alcoholism. A predilection for soft cheeses, however, did.

The Octopus of My Heart
10 months ago
In the first grade I knew something must be wrong. I was obsessed with a ginger haired girl named Gabby. The heartache didn’t go away for the longest time. She was the first girl I imagined naked. Not...